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ألماني وفرنسي ومصري وحمصي

WHAT NATIONALITY WERE ADAM AND EVE WHEN THEY WERE IN HEAVEN???

A German, a Frenchman and an Egyptian went to an art museum.

They were standing in front of the painting of

Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.

The German said   

'They have perfect body and muscles.

They must be German!'

The Frenchman said

'C'est Impossible! They are so sexy. She so feminine, He's so

masculine...They must be French!'

Finally the Egyptian said

'La ya habibi... zey don't have clozez...

Zey don't have shoezez...and zey don't even have home.

All zey have is ONE apple to eat

And to tob it all, zey STILL sink zey are in Heaven!!!!

Clearly, zeez two can only be Egyptian!

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حمصي راح ع بيت دعاره

شاف مرتو هونيك...

قال : الحمدلله....

ربي كاتب لي الحلال وين ما اروح!!!